Cray = Crazy, Kray = Stupid

I really want to delete this site, so when Jay Z or Kanye confirms, hit me up. Until then...

The following TwitPic has been circulating on Twitter claiming that Jay Z and Kanye West in their song N**** in Paris had a deep secret meeting in one of their lyrics. It is really dumb, yet thousands of idiots are currently tweeting and retweeting it, without thinking. Below are the things that people didnt' even think about.

1. The Pic is just words!

It doesn't even say "Jay Z says". It isn't linked to any article. It looks like some moron just wrote it up and took a picture of their computer screen. Worst source ever.

2. The actual lyrics!

"I ball so hard mother f'ers want to FINE me."

Hello. Fine. Like in sports when you get fined for a late hit, or on the radio when you get fined for cursing. People want to FINE him, charge him money because he is such a baller! Next line.

"First N**** gotta Find Me"

I know rappers do it 1 million times, but why would they rhyme Find with Find? The person making the fake meaning even messed up with his lyric. Why didn't he just use the one that is real, it would have meant the same thing.

"what's 50 grand to a motherfucker like me can you please remind me?"

"Ball so hard this S**t crazy"

If this doesn't throw up a red flag that Cray = Crazy then you have mental issues. The rest of the song they say "That s**t Cray" Looks familiar!

3. The Video Proof!

About 25 seconds in the big screen displays in giant letters CRAY, not Kray.

4. Double Meaning?
Does it mean Crazy and Kray brothers? No chance. Did the Kray brothers get married at malls, go in bathroom stalls, eat fish fillets. Did the Kray brothers relocate a professional sports franchise to their home town? Did they marry the Olson Twins? I'm sure they loved Blades of Glory too...

The Girl Who Claims She Made It Up

This is @_coolstoryhoe . She claims she made up the whole Kray thing after watching a documentary on the Kray brothers. By posting this I am doing exactly what caused the rumor in the first place, but I don't care. I don't know this girl but and I dont' care if she is lying or not. Her tumblr had lots of pics on it, so I'm going with the story. Or...is she fooling me again...AHHHHHHHHHHHH

Kray Brothers vs Jay Z & Kanye

Here are some differences between the 2 duos.

Kray vs Jay & Kanye

• White vs Black
• Brothers vs 2 Unrelated Dudes
• Actual Gangsters vs Fake Gangsters That Wear Women's Clothes
• London vs Paris
• Hiding From The Law vs No Way To Not See Them (Go Away!)
• Bangers & Mash vs Fish Fillets
• Made People Get Their Jaw Wired Shut vs Had Their Jaw Wired Shut

There are 1,000 more ways they are not related, and maybe 2 stretches that they are...